The next Steinbrenner

Andy Borowitz of the NY Times writes about the potential replacements that George Steinbrenner might want to recruit and mentor as his new heir apparent.

While the frontrunner candidates have the last name of Steinbrenner, there is one other of special note. In regards to AG Alberto Gonzales, Borowitz reports:

“On the negative side, Gonzales doesn’t seem very good at remembering things that were said at meetings,” says the insider. “But on the plus side, it looks like he’s going to be available soon.” Gonzales’s biggest fan may also be the most important one: The Boss himself. “Steinbrenner is totally blown away by Alberto,” the insider says. “Even George has never fired eight people in one day.”